6 definitions by NoFussRuss

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

by NoFussRuss June 22, 2006

The Gillooly

When the husband video tapes their sex acts on their wedding night. Usually starts with the bride still wearing her wedding dress.

Origin: Tonya Harding's husband, Jeff Gillooly, video taping their wedding night (although the dress was a halloween costume and it was not really their wedding night) and then selling it to the public.

The Gillooly:
"Hey Dude - I totally Gilloolied my ex-wife on our wedding night. Do you want to see the video?"

by NoFussRuss June 22, 2006

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.

Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!

by NoFussRuss June 29, 2006

muff dust

When you go down on a woman who has not had sex for years. You open up the pastrami flaps and out comes a puff of dust.

Last night - I hooked up with that MILF and when I went down on her - out came a puff of muff dust.

by NoFussRuss June 22, 2006

NBA

Nothing
But
Africans

After Larry Bird retired, the NBA was renamed the Nothing But Africans league.

by NoFussRuss June 19, 2006

pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

by NoFussRuss June 22, 2006