mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Tupelo Mudpack

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

by Mr doses May 21, 2018

Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008

muffpacker

Someone who hides (or 'packs') things in their vagina. Also used as an insult if someone has a huge, loose vagina and could fit a lot of objects inside.

Guy 1: That slags slept with so many guys
Guy 2: What a muffpacker!

You can be the muffpacker, your job is to hide this gun...

by muffpacker#1 May 29, 2011

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015