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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Golden Mudbucket 

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
Golden Mudbucket by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"
I hate dat muffucker!
Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Medina mudbutter 

When you use butter as a lubricant during anal sex when the recipient is constipated
To alleviate Sally's constipation, I gave her a Medina mudbutter when I got home

Mudburger 

When you shit your pants and especially when you have to sit in it (like in a car stuck in traffic) and you can feel the shit between your buttcheeks (buns).
I couldn't hold it any longer, I made a hot mudburger in my shorts.
Mudburger by AO Style October 13, 2010
M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.
- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker
mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008