mudpack

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.

jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.

by Legendary Films September 21, 2004

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

Tupelo Mudpack

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

by Mr doses May 21, 2018

mississippi mudpack

When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.

I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.

by Q April 27, 2004

bringing the midpack to the function

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.

Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.

by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009

midpack

another form of "mid". usually referring to mediocre or lackluster crops of marijuana -- otherwise describing something that is disappointing or "just okay"

Jim: My plug is such a prick
Bob: Why?
Jim: He charged me $20 a g for some midpack

Alex: I've been listening to a lot of NBA Youngboy
John: NBA is fucking midpack bro

by Young Dord August 8, 2020