mudjack

To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.

She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.

by Pepe Lopez April 14, 2005

Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.

Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.

by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009

Tupelo Mudpack

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.

Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack

by Mr doses May 21, 2018

mudback

The same as redneck or hick. A person that likes to get his truck muddy by going off the roads into the backwoods.

I like to get my truck muddy every weekend, I guess you could say I'm a mudback.

Can a mudback get a beer around here.

What's up my mudback.

Did you go mud backing this weekend, I'm just saying because your truck is all muddy.

by Equal crack May 8, 2016

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

madjacker

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.

Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."

by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007

Mudsack

Insult. The counter to Dirtbag.

Guy one: You dirtbag!

Guy two: Yeah? well you're a mudsack.

by The Man Who Has the Comebacks January 12, 2010