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Noun. Slang word for money, especially that obtained by criminal, illegal, or generally shady practices, e.g. selling drugs, prostitution, slave trading. Can also mean a pay check while working as an illegal immigrant. Used first by people in the black market and the Mafia.

Additionally, To 'give someone the mudsack' generally means to pay someone for doing something sneaky for you that you didn't want to do yourself.
Jones: "So, Tommy, did you bring me the mudsack?"
Tommy: "Oh man! Jeez, I was too busy running away from the cops to pick it up!"
Mudsack by Studds August 4, 2010

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.
Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.
Mudjacking by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009

Tupelo Mudpack 

You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.
Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack
Tupelo Mudpack by Mr doses May 21, 2018
The same as redneck or hick. A person that likes to get his truck muddy by going off the roads into the backwoods.
I like to get my truck muddy every weekend, I guess you could say I'm a mudback.

Can a mudback get a beer around here.

What's up my mudback.

Did you go mud backing this weekend, I'm just saying because your truck is all muddy.
mudback by Equal crack May 8, 2016

mudsucker 

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.
Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.
mudsucker by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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