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Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

Mooseclood 

Pronounced MOUSE-CLUED

There is no correct use for this word, it fits into almost every sentence.
" Hey, look at that quadriplegic man, he has all the money! GET BACK HERE YOU MOUSECLOOD! "

" Wow, that semi-retarded 90 year old plumber's Ferrari has a new mooseclood texture. "
Mooseclood by Mr. Tien March 15, 2017

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

Moosecock 

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock
"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"
Moosecock by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

Moosecrotch 

Bob: I live in Baltimore, what about you?

Jane: Oh, I live in Moosecrotch.

Moosecraft 

verb or noun; to play(or simply the concept of) World of Warcraft either with a Canadian, or at least whilst speaking in a Canadian dialect of English.
I got my hunter to level 80 on moosecraft, man.

eh, let's Moosecraft tonight, eh.