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Moosecow

A mixture between a moose and a cow. Moosecows can vary in looks, but it can be usually be identified as a tauntaun in the movie "Star Wars".
I rode my very own moosecow today to school.
by teenietinyteen July 8, 2011
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moosecow

a fat ugly girl who proclaims to be a vagitarian
The fact that Betsy professed with undeniable pride that she "be a vagitarian" made me come to the sad realization that she was nothing more than your average moosecow.
by Taint Jones March 28, 2007
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Mooseconflappers

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.
Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!
by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009
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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
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Moosecock

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock
"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"
by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009
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Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.
1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)
by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009
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Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.
My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.
by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003
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