The fact that Betsy professed with undeniable pride that she "be a vagitarian" made me come to the sad realization that she was nothing more than your average moosecow.
A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.
My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.