Moosecunt 

an extremely lazy and mean person that anyone would regret meeting. Also a person who frequently uses dancing as an excuse to say that they are not lazy and cannot work a clock at a wrestling match.

Man 1- Wow Moosecunt is really lazy
Man 2- Yeah i know she is also always mean to me.
Stefen-No, i think Moosecunt is really nice and i love her.

Moosecunt by Stefen loves Muskan January 20, 2011

Mooseconflappers 

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.

Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!

Mooseconflappers by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

Mousehunt 

THE FREAKING AWESOMEIST THING EVER. WHY FACEBOOK EXISTS. On the first day, God created Mousehunt. He then said "O crap, where do I put it?" Thus the earth was born.

"I can't eat now I'm mousehunting!"

Mousehunt by Trevor who is called Trevor February 3, 2010

Mooshgunta 

A "Mooshgunta" was originally developed in Canada at summer camps and is generally performed by men on other men but is in no way homosexual. In lamens terms, it is the act of inserting toothpaste into someones anal cavity, ideally the person should be asleep. The art is in not waking them up, so the toothpaste can solidify. Once the toothpaste has set, it is very difficult to get it out. It must be "dug" or "douched" out using some sort of utensil or the persons finger for added humor. When the person is alseep it is called a Mooshgunta, but a live mooshgunta is when the subject is awake. In most cases the subject will flail and it takes a few people to perform the act, along with some dedication as you need to hold the person down for an extended period of time to let the toothpaste set. In conjunction with a mooshgunta, sometimes a canadian waffle is performed. A canadian waffle is where a tennis racquet is placed on the butt cheeks of the person on the receiving end of the mooshgunta and significant weight is applied to imprint the strings of the racquet to create a "waffle" like pattern. If done correctly the imprint should stay on the persons arse for an extended period of time.

the subject has fallen asleep, get the toothpaste so we can begin the mooshgunta.

pass me that tennis racquet so we can give him a canadian waffle.

Mooshgunta by doubloons November 21, 2011

Mousehunt 

Mousehunt is a Facebook application where you sound the hunters horn in 15 minute intervals, and rid Gnawnia of the mouse plague.

Josh: Dude, know any good games where I don't need to be too active if I don't want to be? And I don't want to have to invite a bunch of friends either.

Max: Yeah! Try Mousehunt! It's awesome!

Mousehunt by Radioactive Gold mouse September 16, 2009

Moosecrotch 

Name for a small town in the middle of nowhere.

Bob: I live in Baltimore, what about you?

Jane: Oh, I live in Moosecrotch.

Moosecrotch by mooseyfateprincess May 6, 2009

Moose cunt 

A cunt from Canada.

Jim- Where's Caitlin from?

Meg- Canada. Why?
Jim- ok that explains why she is a real moose cunt.

Moose cunt by TJ148 May 22, 2014