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throne mounter 

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'
throne mounter by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Mannheim Mounter 

A sex position in which a person straddles their partner and continues to scream "ich bin Monnemer"
Friend: "I heard a lot of noise coming from your room last night, did you have a girl over?"

Person: "Hey, yeah sorry we were trying out the Mannheim Mounter and she got a bit vocal."
Term used to describe an unattractive, unkempt and/or unsanitary woman. An example could be a homeless, drug addled street hooker.

A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.

An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc
Did you see that girl at dancing with Dave last night? A total munter!
Munter by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022

munter gatherer 

a man with a reputation for bedding ugly women.
*did you see that bird Steve went home with last night?

*Christ yeah, he's a right munter gatherer that one.
munter gatherer by hawaiian sam December 9, 2008

4 way mounted mantle penis 

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.

Gunt Munter 

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
Gunt Munter by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018