(n.) The raised seating place of a monarch

(n.) The toilet bowl

(v.) to make the leader.
The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects

The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects

I was throned!
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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I had to build a huge throne on that bowl.
by zig April 23, 2003
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Slang for 'on the toilet'
Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.
by Nonflyingfarang January 1, 2008
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The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.
I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!
by OliverTheSecond June 21, 2016
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When your mind is blown by an episode or event in Game of Thrones.
Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?

Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
by Poor Theon May 13, 2013
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to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.
i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.
by shatz mcnasty December 16, 2009
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