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Mullet or Moulet 

Mullet: northern/working class pronounciation for late 80's/early 90's crap hair style

Moulet: European/middle class pronounciation for "mullet".

Both pronounciations mean the same thing i.e. a bloody stupid haircut - commonly thought of as short round the sides, long-ish on top and long at the back (like Chris Waddle - World Cup Italia '90), sometimes with extra long strands at the bottom of the hair line, so that the twat who decided to have their hair cut in that way can play and twist them.

This particular hair style normally encourages the chant:

Moulet, moulet!! Moulet, moulet!!
Get it cut, cut, cut!!

The mullet/moulet is currently attempting a comback at present. All those who read this should take note and realise that you open yourself to public shaming and possible violence (depending on which part of the country you are in) if seen sporting such a hair style - you have been warned.
Northern folk:
Focking 'ell Denzel. Did ya see that mullet!! Looked like it'd been cut by t'lawnmower.

Middle class:
Helga:
My word Jospeh! Did you see that Moulet?

Joseph:
Why yes Helga, i did. Get the shotgun!!
Related Words

mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.
Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!
mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

moultrie 

(verb) To spread misinformation or disinformation with the malicious intent of causing significant harm to others whilst simultaneously claiming the moral high ground.
Panic modelers of the pandemic knew it would moultrie the world but they didn’t care.

Husoos Cristo en una muleta 

Spanish for the phrase, "Jesus Christ on a crutch", which means "o shuit" or "o fuuuuucccckkkk!!!"
Is this laser waterproof?
Husoos Cristo en una muleta NOOOO!!!!
A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.
Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.
Mowlett by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Mississippi Mousetrap 

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.
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