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Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.
Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo
by Cristo SG July 30, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo
I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.
by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012
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Has a very big dick he can fuck any bitch he wants he a pimp and he aint scared of no one
by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019
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Used to describe someone who is bad or has failed at something in the game Overwatch.
Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!
by doncristo October 30, 2019
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