Mowlett

A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.

Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Mowlett

The act of only cutting one's front yard while leaving the back yard grass long and unkempt, in order to increase curb appeal and pacify one's spouse and neighbors without spending too much time on the project. Similar to a popular Southern hairstyle.

Thor was tired of Stephanie's nagging about the lawn but also wanted to watch the WNBA finals, so he just gave the yard a mowlett and called it a day.

by The Awkward Quilter May 3, 2013