Definitions by plandemic_hoax

Detroit Bait Pile 

A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.

You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.

Detroit Bait Pile by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020

Meth Lizard 

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.

Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"

Meth Lizard by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Mowlett 

A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.

Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.

Mowlett by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Chub 

A large, erect spool of plastic filament used in 3D printers.

Hey Ryan, would you toss me that giant red chub over there? I've been feeling down lately and I need to do some grinding.

Chub by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

Schleem 

A type of faerie which tends to hover near large industrial rolls of bubble wrap, furiously beating its wings in the hope that someone or some thing will approach and slowly wrap the faerie in bubble wrap while whispering sweet nothings into its ears.

You: "Brandon what the hell is that noise? It sounds like a chicken being tickled to death by a sawzall"
Brandon: "It's that damn schleem again, Uline sent us too much bubble wrap and we couldn't fit it all in the safe"

Schleem by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020