by alleycat January 5, 2008
Get the mortled mug.Going to Myrtle Beach with no other intention than drinking your face off and acting in a reckless manner. The way of life for many college kids on Spring Break or Dead Week in Myrtle Beach.
Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
Side effects include loss of all money/dignity, and late night visits to Hot Diggity Dogs.
by Swine Fluu May 19, 2009
Get the Myrtled mug.1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,
2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.
3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.
3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end
2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008
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The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.
The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.
by Angus McBeastly January 4, 2007
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by Ethan Fairweather August 5, 2006
Get the mottled mug.1. To be ripped off or cheated.
2. When nothing goes your way.
3. Being stood up.
Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.
see also fucked, screwed, shafted.
2. When nothing goes your way.
3. Being stood up.
Comes from the English word, "Myrtle Beach", a place that causes nothing but aggrevation.
see also fucked, screwed, shafted.
Ex.1 After realizing that your scheduled booty call was not going to show up, you got myrtled.
Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.
Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.
Ex.2 We were supposed to have a tee time at noon, but the course myrtled us.
Ex.3 That taxi driver tried to myrtle us on the price, so I told him to get the heck outta here.
by Russ Cersosimo May 15, 2007
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