mortlewad

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

by george8888 December 14, 2005

mortled

exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense

i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night

by alleycat January 5, 2008