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Eddie was embarrassed by his mortley so he never married.
Mortley by Boeyen April 23, 2021
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motley crew

An odd and often mismatched assortment of people/ a group of friends or teammates who don't seem like they'd work well together, but somehow they do.
Everyone in my group of friends is really different from one another, but we all get along really well; we're quite a motley crew.
motley crew by LyricaSilvan January 9, 2015

Miss Morley

Kim Jong Un's daughter with a 99% plastic body, she sexually contacted lamp and obtained herpes, she's anti-mobile and haves a sworn enemies she constantly attempts to murder called the phone gang as she think that the electrical energy would dry up her plastic skin.
Oh dear is that Miss Morley!? Better stay away. All phones down.
Miss Morley by Phone boys March 10, 2020

bob morley 

The hottest mother fucker you will see on the 100. Trust me. Also, who calls their child Bob? he doesn't even look like a Bob!!
"Bob Morley is the hottest mother fucker you will see on the 100. Trust me."
bob morley by laksjdjfg May 19, 2016

Bob Morley 

Bob morley is the cutest angel in this whole universe. He's an actual angel who looks super hot which is super confusIng cause how can someone be so hot and angelic at the same time? He loves his dog ellie the most. The became alpha male the second year in a row (2017 & 2018) which obviously is deserved. Cutest aussi accent to ever have, has a batman voice as bellamy blake on the 100. Must be protected at all cost. ItS MORLEY not marley.
"Omg he is super hot and so cute wtf" - "oh do you mean bob morley?"
Bob Morley by Yourforgiven May 19, 2018

her Motown, you Motley Crue

basically, it's a reference to a May-December cougar romance. A difference between generations. A Mrs. Robinson affair.
Steve and Cyndi are going out together. Steve makes Cyndi feel like she's 28 again. Steve is 28. Cyndi is 54. It's a clear case of a "her Motown, you Motley Crue" romance.

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.
Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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