mertle'd

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someone who gets drunk in less than an hour and passes out.

hahahah that kid just got here! wow he mertle'd that party!

hey did you hear about the kid that mertle'd the keg!?

wow what an idiot!

mertle'd by Vaughn-Jay September 28, 2006

Words you can keep

Chu-papi’d at myrtle-beeswax

When you get aggressively robbed on Myrtle-Broadway area of Brooklyn, NY

Damn, homie got Chu-papi’d at Myrtle-beeswax.

Chu-papi’d at myrtle-beeswax by Dennessy July 10, 2023

Related Words

mertle'd • myrtle beach drunk • Chu-papi’d at myrtle-beeswax • Dirty myrtle • dirty merle • Mertle • merle • merfle • myrtle • Myrtle Beach

myrtle beach drunk

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!

myrtle beach drunk by Hardcore Troubador April 26, 2010

Myrtle Beach Drunk

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.

It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.

Myrtle Beach Drunk by MNR June 8, 2015

Dirty Myrtle

(Noun) Location in South Carolina known for STDs, whores, and heroin. A vacation destination for degenerates around the east coast.

(Verb) The sexual act of cramming blow into a stripper's booty hole for the purpose of having her fart it up her nose.

I spent the week in Dirty Myrtle and received a large dirty Myrtle from a woman of the night down on Mr.Joe White ave!

Dirty Myrtle by Blkthrne June 10, 2020

dirty merle

When you give your partner every possible disease through sex

Wow she really gave me the dirty merle!

dirty merle by Omi lover May 6, 2022

Dirty myrtle

A PBR with a lime. The dirty myrtle is not complete without a koozie.

"I'll take a dirty myrtle."

Dirty myrtle by RockerChic13 March 29, 2016

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026