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exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense
i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night
mortled by alleycat January 5, 2008
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That's so mattledud 

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.
That's so mattledud

motted out 

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.
Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR
motted out by stannyy September 4, 2011
Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.
Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.
Motted by L_Boogs May 11, 2008
–verb (used with object) 1. to Shag in a less than dignified fashion

–noun 2. to be shagged (mottled)
1. So john, are you gonna mottle that bird tonight?

2. Last night i got mottled by someone with a massive cock
Mottle by Sethils October 28, 2008

mottlers 

Large breasts. Named after a former colleague of a friend.
Look at the mottlers on that!!
mottlers by binario August 16, 2008