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exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense
i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night
mortled by alleycat January 5, 2008
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That's so mattledud 

This would be used after mattledud says anything at all. Note: The "so" should be in italics.
That's so mattledud
That's so mattledud by mattledud April 29, 2011

motted out 

As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.
Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?

Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.

Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?

Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?

Phil: PAR
motted out by stannyy September 4, 2011
Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.
Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.
Motted by L_Boogs May 11, 2008
–verb (used with object) 1. to Shag in a less than dignified fashion

–noun 2. to be shagged (mottled)
1. So john, are you gonna mottle that bird tonight?

2. Last night i got mottled by someone with a massive cock
Mottle by Sethils October 28, 2008

mottlers 

Large breasts. Named after a former colleague of a friend.
Look at the mottlers on that!!
mottlers by binario August 16, 2008
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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