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"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."
morted by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014
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The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression
He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"
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Ad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when the bringer of the law shitwhips your ass after a 50dmg light parry punish
*clang* AD MORTEM INIMICUS
Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

mortereve 

Mortereve is a combination of "MORning, afTERnoon, and EVEning," used as a greeting in international/ multi-time-zone contexts (such as an Internet forum or conference call).

First used on www.narniaweb.com c. 2006.
I logged onto the forum and wished my friends from New Zealand , the UK, and the US a Good Mortereve.
mortereve by berninbush July 20, 2017

pre-mortem 

Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010
Mortada is somebody who is career-driven and a hard-working person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. Mortada is friendly, people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of Mortadas. They are not egotistical or arrogant, they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. Mortada is a heart warming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date a Mortada or in love with one, don't let them go. They are truly a gentlemen and have a heart of gold. It doesn't hurt also that Mortada is very handsome and have a great smile. Their smile is contagious and they're very photogenic. They are also great lovers in bed, they're very passionate at what they love to do in life, now just imagine having one as a lover. Be ready to laugh as hard as you can, they have an awesome sense of humor as well. They are so full of life, can crack you up with silly jokes on Reddit or YouTube. Mortadas tend to have very great style in fashion. Music is a great aspect in their life. They're honest. Mortadas are the best kind of people and if you are lucky to be friends with one, date one or have a family member as one, then you are one lucky person. Because Mortadas are awesome and that's that.
Mortada is vey nice.
The past-tense of morbing.
To have experienced morbing
Person 1"Have you seen morbius" Person 2"Yeah, remember when all of those guys got totally morbed?"
Morbed by TobyIn3D April 29, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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