Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.

"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."

by anonymous October 6, 2022

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

Moron Sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI December 15, 2008

Moron Sauce

A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI July 9, 2007

Moron Sauce

A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI-OR July 11, 2007

Morton's Phase

Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.

Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.

by Mr Blobby 52 March 18, 2017