Morton

The Penis.

"She grabbed me on the morton"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Morton

A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"

"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".

"I'd love a bit of that Morton"

by kiwichris September 29, 2009

Morton

A person with ginger hair. when you see them you must shout morton as loud as possible.

Look at that morton child.

by Owen Holton December 15, 2008

Morton

A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.

Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.

by BenRalphyReeve June 16, 2011

Morton

another word for someone who is being salty, named after morton salt, originated in south jersey, where people are not guidos.

this nigga is being straight morton right now

by jimmy gunz609 June 15, 2010

Morton

A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.

CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"

by OpaqueInsight January 26, 2019

morton

a pereson who cannot operate his own phone,stereo,tv or computer. unable to configure set up or figure out on his own.

mike could not figure out how to get his blue tooth to work or set his surround sound up by himself. he couldn't even set up his car stereo equalizer in the head unit. he's such a Morton !

by HARE81 June 4, 2011