Definitions by AEI

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

Poking your ass by AEI December 24, 2010

Get your jog on 

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

Get your jog on by AEI December 29, 2008

pirate's in town 

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

pirate's in town by AEI December 29, 2008

launching pads 

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

launching pads by AEI December 29, 2008

moron sauce 

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

moron sauce by AEI December 28, 2008

Moron Sauce 

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

Moron Sauce by AEI December 15, 2008

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008