pirate's in town

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

by AEI December 29, 2008

moron sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI December 28, 2008

Moron Sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI December 15, 2008

Get your jog on

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

by AEI December 29, 2008

launching pads

A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.

Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.

by AEI December 29, 2008

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

by AEI January 11, 2008