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Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.
I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 09, 2010

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To become drunk or otherwise intoxicated. Also used as a noun in present participle to describe liquor or other intoxicant.
"I have an hour layover in Denver--just enough time to get zing zanged!"

"I think I'll go out and get some zing zang tonight"

by kloiterra March 30, 2009

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