Plasticulous

Portmanteau of plastic + ridiculous.

The freakish, unnatural look of people who have had too much, or extreme plastic surgery.
His look is plasticulous at this point--he's had so much work done, he's like a caricature of his younger self!
Her plasticulous lips are so botoxed, they touch her nose.
by kloiterra August 13, 2020
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Moron's dozen

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 09, 2010
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zing zanged

To become drunk or otherwise intoxicated. Also used as a noun in present participle to describe liquor or other intoxicant.
"I have an hour layover in Denver--just enough time to get zing zanged!"

"I think I'll go out and get some zing zang tonight"
by kloiterra March 30, 2009
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