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s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.
Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.
by parkca01 November 16, 2011
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Moron's dozen

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.
"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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Mook's Moon

A "Mook's Moon" is when an Irish woman shits on her own face.
Only recorded twice in history, one on Stonehenge, the second "Mook's Moon" was posted by accident on the British Monarchy's offical website. Apparently, George III caught his consort in the act of a Mook's Moon and didn't have his eye on the ball when America revolted.
by Coolvin Coolidge February 26, 2011
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burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
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Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means
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She's no moon

1. femme fatale;

2. hot girl who you don't want to get involved with, who you know is trouble, but whose presence is so strong you can't avoid being drawn into;

3. as in Episode IV of the Star Wars saga, when the Millenium Falcon is approaching what is left of Alderaan, Han Solo points out to a "moon", in which Ben Kenobi replies "That's no moon". They are then caught in the tractor beam of the Death Star, realizing their initial curiosity had led them into serious danger.
Guy 1: - "You know Vera? She's hot but she's trouble."
Guy 2: - "Yeah, man. She's no moon."

Another guy: - "Watch out for her, dude. She's no moon."
by chillaxingdudes December 4, 2010
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