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Moron's dozen 

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.
I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.
Moron's dozen by kloiterra August 9, 2010
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moron's rebellion 

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.
"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
moron's rebellion by anonymous October 6, 2022

Mook's Moon 

A "Mook's Moon" is when an Irish woman shits on her own face.
Only recorded twice in history, one on Stonehenge, the second "Mook's Moon" was posted by accident on the British Monarchy's offical website. Apparently, George III caught his consort in the act of a Mook's Moon and didn't have his eye on the ball when America revolted.
Mook's Moon by Coolvin Coolidge February 26, 2011

burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
burglar's moon by edjog December 16, 2005

Pirate’s Moon 

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means…

She's no moon

1. femme fatale;

2. hot girl who you don't want to get involved with, who you know is trouble, but whose presence is so strong you can't avoid being drawn into;

3. as in Episode IV of the Star Wars saga, when the Millenium Falcon is approaching what is left of Alderaan, Han Solo points out to a "moon", in which Ben Kenobi replies "That's no moon". They are then caught in the tractor beam of the Death Star, realizing their initial curiosity had led them into serious danger.
Guy 1: - "You know Vera? She's hot but she's trouble."
Guy 2: - "Yeah, man. She's no moon."

Another guy: - "Watch out for her, dude. She's no moon."
She's no moon by chillaxingdudes December 4, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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