Definitions by parkca01

rotary bone 

Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.

The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.

Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.

rotary bone by parkca01 February 26, 2014

frolympics 

1. Frozen Olympics (aka Winter Olympics)
2. Hair Olympics (a shortened version of Afrolympics)

This year, icicle dread locks are an event in the 2014 winter frolympics.

frolympics by parkca01 February 26, 2014

hair of the jog 

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

hair of the jog by parkca01 October 4, 2013

Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

Airporgatory by parkca01 August 30, 2013

BaJock Brobama 

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

BaJock Brobama by parkca01 October 19, 2012

turnpike tan 

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

turnpike tan by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Focus Pocus 

Like 'abra cadabra', a spell you cast hoping it will increase your productivity.

It's Friday at 3:30. I either need a beer already or a healthy dose of focus pocus.

Focus Pocus by parkca01 December 18, 2011