stub rag

A cloth, sock or t-shirt used to clean off a penis after having intercourse or masturbating.

Tony seen his mother using his stub rag as a pillow, the same he used the night before watching porno.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

showgirl

a stripper that dances in a peep booth or strips behind a glass partition in exchange for tokens.

Marlene was a showgirl at Triple X Theater in NYC.

by KillerMongaloid November 06, 2009

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 06, 2009

Occifer

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

by KillerMongaloid September 01, 2010

mom tits

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

reggie

a large curved erect penis.

All the women loved Derek because of the size of his reggie.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

by KillerMongaloid November 06, 2009