Definitions by KillerMongaloid

mary janey 

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

mary janey by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

Titsie 

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.

Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.

Titsie by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017

stub rag

A cloth, sock or t-shirt used to clean off a penis after having intercourse or masturbating.

Tony seen his mother using his stub rag as a pillow, the same he used the night before watching porno.

stub rag by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

mom tits 

Large breasts on an older, mature woman.

Did you see the mom tits on Bernie's mother? Everyone's drooling to nurse on them like a baby.

mom tits by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

mom fart 

When your mother cuts a loud fart.

Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.

mom fart by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011

Occifer 

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

Occifer by KillerMongaloid September 1, 2010

showgirl 

a stripper that dances in a peep booth or strips behind a glass partition in exchange for tokens.

Marlene was a showgirl at Triple X Theater in NYC.

showgirl by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009