KillerMongaloid's definitions

Ghost Hunters

A Syfy channel television show about a group of ghost hunters called The Atlantic Paranormal Society, and led by a couple of frauds named Jason and Grant.

"Did you see the fake ghost footage the ghost hunters tried passing off last night, them frauds hit an all time low!"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Steve Wilkos

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.

"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

spankees

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.

"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

whalechair

a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.

"Did you see that big fat woman in the whalechair with the bucket of fried chicken?"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

ass picker

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.

"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

showgirl

a stripper that dances in a peep booth or strips behind a glass partition in exchange for tokens.

Marlene was a showgirl at Triple X Theater in NYC.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009