19 definitions by KillerMongaloid

Titsie

An older mother who enjoys wearing low cut tops to show off her cleavage and breasts to younger men for sole purpose for them to stare at and lust for them.

Our math teacher Mrs. Modor enjoys bending over to give certain students an eyeful of her dangling breasts. All the guys call her Titsie behind her back.

by KillerMongaloid August 10, 2017

Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

whalechair

a wheelchair used by big fat people that aren't cripple who are to lazy to walk, usually found at Walmarts and casinos.

"Did you see that big fat woman in the whalechair with the bucket of fried chicken?"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

Steve Wilkos

any bald guy that acts tough and cool around others.

"Did you see that bartender that cut off serving me tequila shots, he got all Steve Wilkos on me when I wouldn't leave."

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 4, 2009

reggie

a large curved erect penis.

All the women loved Derek because of the size of his reggie.

by KillerMongaloid November 4, 2009

stub rag

A cloth, sock or t-shirt used to clean off a penis after having intercourse or masturbating.

Tony seen his mother using his stub rag as a pillow, the same he used the night before watching porno.

by KillerMongaloid January 16, 2011