Definitions by heisenberg420969

mormsturbate 

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.

Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.

mormsturbate by heisenberg420969 May 7, 2018

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

cleptopenia by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018