morgog

A Homicidal god that resembles a log with long hair. Occasionally Morgan.

Morgog stop killing Grog.

morgog by A lad named Phil May 20, 2022

Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.

Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again

Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022

Morgon 

Someone who steal everything and does not follow hygiene.
This creatures usually spawns in forest and under bridges.

Example:
Tim: Hey i stole this lamp.
Jack:You fucking morgon.
Tim:Uh i like forest now
Jack:Go away or i will shoot.

Morgon by ZBmemes September 24, 2020

morgage 

A large sum of money that is loaned in order for someone to purchase a home. Though not required if you have lots of cash, it is quite common for a home owner to need to borrow to finance their home. Comes in a variety of flavors to suit the borrower: 20 yr, 30 yr, fixed, or ARM (adjustable rate morgage), etc. A morgage is also another form of modern slavery and gives a homeowner the illusion that he in fact owns the house he lives in, when in reality, the bank owns it and is just lending it to him until he moves and gets another morgage for another house in which the man may never live to fully own.

Renter: Hey what u doing?

Home Owner: Paying my morgage.

Renter: Sucker! I only pay half of that.

Home Owner: Yeah but I am slowly building up equity. What are you doing with your rent?

Renter: Paying some other guys morgage.

morgage by DaHouse113 November 5, 2009

Mordog 

A teenage boy who makes poor decisions and says unintelligent things.

Look at that Mordog over there using the band saw.
Don't be a Mordog!

Mordog by Mordo99 March 6, 2018

Morgoth 

Once considered one of the Valar,he was at first called Melkor before he turned to evil ways, Stealing the Silmarils, Corrupting the Maia; Sauron, Destroying the two trees and the lamps in Valinor.

"Melkor that is, Morgoth destroyed the trees that gave light to Valinor."

Morgoth by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004

Morgosko 

Person with fat ass and small pp, who is the weakest of the group, and no matter how much alcohol he drinks, he always throws up.

Did someone vomit last night?
Yes, Jakub.
Oh, he is such a morgosko.

Morgosko by susulka February 8, 2022