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Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.
Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again
Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022
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Once considered one of the Valar,he was at first called Melkor before he turned to evil ways, Stealing the Silmarils, Corrupting the Maia; Sauron, Destroying the two trees and the lamps in Valinor.
"Melkor that is, Morgoth destroyed the trees that gave light to Valinor."
Morgoth by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004
The original evil goy in Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings, one of the original Valar and Ainur created by Iluvatar. overthrown by the Valar. Original boss of Sauron. Stole the Silmarils.
Morgoth is evil.
Morgoth by rewh December 15, 2003

Morgophobia 

The little girl had a case of morgophobia; she could not stand the sight of the shirtless firefighter that came to her classroom.
Morgophobia by Rex Rainmaker December 2, 2010
The god of the Peens. He who rules with the mighty peen-hammer.
All peensters bow before Morgoth!
Morgoth by Tobias May 5, 2004
Gorgeous, spoiled blond white girl with the sweetest heart but hotter than a striper. She’s into nerds and has the brain of an Einstein but she’s as physically beautiful as Emma Watson.
Dang you look as good as a Morgahn!
morgahn by squid.squid.BOOM June 19, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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