mooshing

When a guy is too drunk to get a full erection but tries to stuff it in a vagina anyway.

Greg had to resort to mooshing ali after a long night of drinking.

by mooshing master January 24, 2006

Mooshing Loser

1. A Mooshing Loser is a synonym for any said "Moosh Hater". commonly spotted circle jerking with their buddies to the women of youtube for example OlgaKay, LisaNova, and Hotforwords etc..

2. Moosh(ing) can also be substituted for any vulgar word or slang that you may want to disguise in a public setting.

1. The epitome of a Mooshing Loser is the "myth" better yet mystery of the "Author" Moosh Hater as being a transvestite. It is apparent that this "she-male" has an undying love for OlgaKay and her loyal Moosh Army, personally I would call it a sad obsession. The "she-thing" even incorporates "Moosh" into "he she's" own name. Whats that telling you?

2. Go Moosh yourself

You're a Mooshing peice of Moosh

Yea I was Mooshing that girl all night

by iTzNoxXx May 16, 2010

mooshing mollusks

2 girls who like to have sex by scissoring

Dude I know she likes mooshing mollusks

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

mom moshing

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.

Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...

by velvetgotham December 5, 2017

slow moshing

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.

Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."

by dmoney1313 December 9, 2010

moshing

A dangerous genre of dancing related to heavy metal/rock music. Usually done in crowded areas by pushing, shoving and jumping. The denser frontal part of a concert gig will usually have the crazier stunts such as trampling and crowd surfing.

Moron: I tried to crowd surf but I was trampled and got a concussion.

Moron 2: Idiot.

by ariel June 11, 2004

Moshing

When you're going nowhere, but EVERYONE is in your way.

Side effects of moshing may include, but are not limited to: light-headedness, bruises, bloody noses, broken noses, loss of balance, and in extreme cases unconsciousness.

Also, everyone who is in your way will be out of your way, unless you're doing it wrong.

by Jowithoutan E May 4, 2009