moon dog 

a local celebrity of Wheeling, WV. He is notorious for riding his bike around at all local events. Local children want to be like him, and local homeless people huff glue with him.

person 1:Yo I saw Moon Dog drunk as fuck riding his bike past my house the other day.
person 2:he wasn't drunk, we just huffed some glue at my crib and he had to leave.
person 1(in napoleon dynamite sounding voice):lucky

moon dog by moon dog fan November 11, 2006

moon dog 

a dog that inhabits the moon

Neil Armstrong: "Hey, is that a dog on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "Aw, heck no, that's not just a dog, that's a moon dog."

moon dog by e-money-dawg March 2, 2010

moon dog 

anyone who is well practiced in the art of escape and evasion

Peter - hey did you see that guy, he just robbed a bank and no one caught him!

Delmar - yea he must be a moon dog

moon dog by bramper September 10, 2013

moon dog 

N.
Specifically a dog with a hairless rear end. This can be as a result of small fires, excessive scratching or bad fashion sense. It can also be used as a geneal derogatory statement about a person.

1. Hey! Look at that moon dog!

2. Hey! Look at that moon dog!

moon dog by choxo October 14, 2006

moon-dog roofie 

The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass.

My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night.

moon-dog roofie by Bob Bedford January 9, 2009

moon doggy

This is the ring that sometimes appears around the full moon. It is not an object of any sort, but a visual effect. The appearent radius of the moon doggy is about ten times the diameter of the moon itself. It looks to our eyes like a perfect halo of light surrounding the moon.

Minion: Excuse me Wise One, what is that circle of light surrounding the moon?

Morgan: When there is just the right haze in the sky and the moon is full or nearly so, it is then that the moon doggy may appear.

moon doggy by Morgezuma June 28, 2005

Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.

"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."

Moon-dogging by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009