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moondogging 

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".
"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"
moondogging by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008
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moondogging 

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.
I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging
moondogging by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007

moondogging 

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.
"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"
moondogging by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008

Moonpigging 

A term for companies that give a vague "Your security is important to us" messages when someone has found a bug on their site and they chose not to fix it. The term started being used in Jan 2015 after Paul Price found a bug in photo-crap-maker Moonpig's site, one that might have exposed three million users' personal information
"Guys, Insert company name here just sent me an email about how their site has no security bugs and that the previous news statements have been fake. Are they Moonpigging?"
Moonpigging by EvanIsVeryHot February 25, 2021

Moondocking 

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
Moondocking by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."
Moon-dogging by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009

Boondogging 

The act of jerking off while screaming to an exaggerated degree.
I could hear him boondogging it in the bathroom.
Boondogging by RileyOhhRiley March 22, 2022