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Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."
Moon-dogging by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009
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moon doggin 

lingering and loitering in large numbers in public as if no one else is around. accepting all free hand outs including pamphlets and free food samples. and basically occuping all free space.
When my family and I went to the state fair the other day, we were moon doggin the whole time by the free crafts tent.
moon doggin by djmasey25 April 6, 2010
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Moondoggin' 

Any night that has a full moon you take a big steamy dump in
your girls mouth while she is trying to sleep.
Man i was moondoggin' my girl the other night when the full moon was out and she woke up and she tryed to check my oil.
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moondogging 

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".
"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"
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moondogging 

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.
I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging
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moondogging 

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.
"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"
moondogging by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008
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