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Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone
Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?
Moof by Reggiestair September 23, 2020
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Moof-Milker 

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.
Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016
An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.
Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*
Moofia by anilism March 29, 2019
An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
MOFTW by Z T January 20, 2008
A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.
He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way
Moofin by 74pickles November 18, 2018
"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin
joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.
moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008