Mooftie 

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

Mooftie by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

Moofieclown 

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.

Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?

Moofieclown by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

Moofieclown 

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.

Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.

Moofieclown by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011

mootie 

Someone who you follow, who also follows you back.

Bestie, my fav mootie has 100,000 followers❗❗I'm supporting small creators 🥰🥺✨

mootie by O1af_90 June 14, 2021

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

Moofie Monster by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Mootie patootie

Mootie patootie is a word tiktok user michaelaftonsfave made and is used on friends or mutuals.

Are you having a good day mootie patootie?

Mootie patootie by ikyrie February 25, 2022

mootie patootie

a silly nickname given to online mutuals

“this is my mootie patootie named jack!”
“im very delighted to have you around mootie patootie”

mootie patootie by unknown22708 March 4, 2022