Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

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Moofieclown

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.

Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?

by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

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Moofieclown

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.

Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.

by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011

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mootie

Someone who you follow, who also follows you back.

Bestie, my fav mootie has 100,000 followers❗❗I'm supporting small creators 🥰🥺✨

by O1af_90 June 14, 2021

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Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

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