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An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.
Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*
Moofia by anilism March 29, 2019
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A blind box designer toy from Tokidoki. Mozzarella is the leader of the Moofia, a gang assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies. Their are 8 dairy-flavored characters that come in milk carton boxes.
Which moofia did you get?
moofia by JDuuB August 2, 2007
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moofia • moofie • moofa • moofin • Moofasa • moofing • moofi • momfia • moodiani • moofah
A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.
He's my moofin because he's perfect in every way
Moofin by 74pickles November 18, 2018

Moofieclown 

An avid movie lover with the propensity towards war movies and Kevin Bacon. Especially war movies with Kevin Bacon.
Hey moofieclown! How does Kevin Bacon's new bedroom decor look?
Moofieclown by Driscoll2011 December 14, 2011

Moofieclown 

An unwelcome individual suffering from uncontrollable diarrhea of the mouth.
Ben was a moofieclown at dinner because he wouldn't stop analyzing Kevin Bacon's latest movie.
Moofieclown by Driscoll2011 December 17, 2011
A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.
1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.
Moosiah by Trisbreya February 20, 2009
Cutesy prononciation of muffin.
"Which do you prefer, cookies or muffins?"

"MOOFINS!"
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