moofty

A slang term meaning Methamphetamines. Also the name of the dnb massive, the moofty crew!

Lets go around johnos house and smoke some moofty

I'm of my chops, this is some quality moofty

Has anyone seen my port sipper? its full of moofty

by seshwan October 8, 2007

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof May 30, 2016

BIG MOOFTY

A drop kick drug fucked bell end that thinks they are cool as fuck.

Look a chris, hes a big moofty

by Tb42w June 5, 2017

Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on

Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads

by MrMooftySanch June 15, 2021

mooty call

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.

Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."

by thedalaiLummox August 31, 2010

Moofy

"Moofy" is an Australian Youtuber who makes videos on a wide range of topics and hobbies like Exploration, Parkour, Memes & anything interesting !

You should subscribe to Moofy

by Moofy73 December 7, 2019

moofy

Adjective: quintessential cuteness; squeezably adorable; usually pertaining to animals, babies, or old people; fuzzy; Adverb: acting selflessl

That fuzzy puppy is so moofy I want to squeeze it; That old lady with the fluffy white hair is moofy; Thanks for remembering my birthday - that was moofy of you.

by A moofy person May 3, 2010