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moontimes

"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin
joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.
by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008
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cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ
my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.
by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008
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soontimes

lets chill soontimes
by JoelTheSexGod January 25, 2010
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pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.
MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'
by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009
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Mounties

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.
I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.
by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004
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monties

"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
by Casey Johns July 21, 2008
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Moonpies, The

Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.
The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.
by LAURi* May 13, 2005
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