Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moof

Moof is an all-purpose word. It could literally be any part of speech. It is sometimes also another term for a party/shuttle bus. This term is often used by colorectal surgeons and people who work with them.

Why is everything so moofy right now?

We're just waiting for the moof.
I moof you.

by MoofRCS January 25, 2019

Moof

A person who is lacking in social trends, inside jokes, etc.

You: Aaron doesn't get my inside joke
Me: yeah he's such a moof

by definitelynotaseel June 13, 2020

Moof

Mood + Oof = Moof!! When you’re just not in the mood

well that’s a moof

by clairee <33 May 2, 2018

Moof

A very depressed person, yet very enjoyable to be around, and who is almost too gay to function.

"yeah , I love the dude, but he's a complete Moof!

by Lucifer McDeath October 5, 2017

Moof

to move quikcly into action

Moof! To the Batcave!

by Brian and Kaitlyn November 16, 2006

Moof

A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"

Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)

by sallie d August 30, 2003