A moofin is someone who is a kind and caring person. Even though they may try to come off tough, they are actually adorable and soft deep down. Moofins are funny and often a little clumsy. They are very smart and you will never get bored of their endless facts. If you find a moofin keep them because each person only gets one moofin in their lifetime.
adjective: A moostina is a female who leads on an unsuspecting man by acting perky and or beanly, in a way that has the affected man driven crazy. Moostinas come in all shapes and sizes but you can immediately spot one from a mile away.
That Moostina over there led poorKen on, now he's lost in the tinder abyss
(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.
Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.