An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.
plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
by Z T January 20, 2008
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"Hey, let's go moft free pizza at the book club meeting tonight"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"
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by KOtaku June 22, 2012
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“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.
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