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An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
MOFTW by Z T January 20, 2008
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It’s means Money On The WaY .. cmon guys you knew that Gunna gets these $Ms .
Aye fam, I got that motw... dab
MOTW by JustoVids May 22, 2020
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MOFTW • mofty • MOTW • MFTW • moft • Mofti • mofnw • mfotw • moatwas • moatwt
Originally a noun meant to describe something as inexpensive or well-priced, in its slang form it is used as a verb for obtaining something for free/very cheap.
"Hey, let's go moft free pizza at the book club meeting tonight"
"I mofted Amazon. I got them to refund me by reporting my package damaged even though it wasn't"
Moft by Bigdool February 10, 2020
Acronym for middle of fucking nowhere.
If you're neighborhood is made up of llamas fucking goats, men wearing overalls, and women with long hair they put back in a bun to go along with their long dresses, you're out in the mofnw.
mofnw by KOtaku June 22, 2012
Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.
Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

MOFWIK’S 

Married Old Fucks With Kids: younger adult couples can’t stand couple with kids because they no longer have any fun.
“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.
MOFWIK’S by BillyBeer0719 August 21, 2022
Wow those were really good taco! MFTW!!!!!
MFTW by sutikma12 September 24, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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