montner 

A montner is a good hearted monster even if they look scary or spooky, their heart is good.

*sees a cute monster* “look at that montner!”

montner by InstaMalou March 12, 2021

Montserrat

A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.

Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.

Montserrat by LaDJ August 19, 2013

Montverde 

Small town full of old people, small families, kids thinking they live in a ghetto, one traffic light, a world class private school (Montverde Academy), horse trails and over priced convenient stores.
Also is a twisted version of 2 french words- Monte Verde meaning "green mountain'.

You have to go through the back roads to get to Montverde.

Montverde by darkscout March 21, 2009

Monterey 

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

Monterey by chaychel October 14, 2011

Montserrat

Montserrat is a smart, fun, sarcastic person. This person is determined in everything she does. They are a helpful person. They are very self-disciplined and hard on themselves. You can count on them for rides early morning when you leave your car elsewhere, then have to pick it up early morning. Has an aesthetic but doesn't really know. they may not always show emotion but can become emotional when it comes to family and education. This person is good to have around when you need company and a good laugh. They can be awkward at times and will ignore eye contact. Though they will approach anyone and say hello to anyone even those strangers that pass by walking and will also have a full blown conversation with a stranger. They are one of those people that lived in yeehaw land and has never seen a beach until recently. They enjoy eating healthy and their favorite fruit are grapes and many bananas. This person has a very busy schedule and will rely on coffee to get energy.

Yoo, is that Montserrat because they just waved at these random people.

Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!

Montserrat by Dahyanna- asshole November 16, 2021

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!

You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!

Alex J Montero by J MONTERO'S BIGGEST FAN May 18, 2022