monteria

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Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time

Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria

monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017

Words you can keep

monterio

one of the finest dark skin you'll ever met

He is nonchalant a ladies man

Good I'm bed

Quiet when you first met him but makes you caught a lot when you get to know him

Monterio is so freaking fine

monterio by Ggqbyt August 21, 2018

Related Words

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Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn

"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"

Monteris by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018

monterion

Monterion is a cool chill person with friends, really shy, good at being a friend or being there when you need it, kinda nice (until you get him mad).

Monterion is a really chill person gosh..

monterion by xFaTe_DroughTx January 24, 2018

Montriana

A shady or seedy looking gardener or public worker.

I was walking down the road until I noticed a montriana was on the premises mostly wearing green.

Montriana by Ickibus May 10, 2008

Monteray

The formal name of spinach and artichoke dip.

You guys thinking crab dip or should we go with the Monteray?

Monteray by Jeffro85 July 31, 2018

monteira

funniest person you will ever meet. a person who has a great personality, smart,nice,caring,known but not popular and,antisocial.

Monteira is so cool

monteira by hehehwbwnnx November 24, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026