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Montserrat

A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.

A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.

She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.

If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.
by LaDJ August 19, 2013
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Montserrat

Montserrat is a smart, fun, sarcastic person. This person is determined in everything she does. They are a helpful person. They are very self-disciplined and hard on themselves. You can count on them for rides early morning when you leave your car elsewhere, then have to pick it up early morning. Has an aesthetic but doesn't really know. they may not always show emotion but can become emotional when it comes to family and education. This person is good to have around when you need company and a good laugh. They can be awkward at times and will ignore eye contact. Though they will approach anyone and say hello to anyone even those strangers that pass by walking and will also have a full blown conversation with a stranger. They are one of those people that lived in yeehaw land and has never seen a beach until recently. They enjoy eating healthy and their favorite fruit are grapes and many bananas. This person has a very busy schedule and will rely on coffee to get energy.
Yoo, is that Montserrat because they just waved at these random people.

Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!
by Dahyanna- asshole November 16, 2021
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Montserrat College of Art

A bunch of girls and hardly any guys. The girls aren't pretty, either, and so you can tell this was written by a guy. I digress, Montserrat College of Art is a dark hole filled with dead brain cells, ash and pigment. Because of it's dark nature, it is nearly impossible to see this pigment.
You dropped them in a Montserrat College of Art, they will never emerge. Nope, not in our lifetime.
by montysriracha September 15, 2010
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Mariana Montserrat

She is the most faithful friend you can have. The most curious, patient, unique, with a little bit of black humour, slightly picky, with a cute personality with whom she knows and she is very expressive.

Oh, and she passionately loves pozole!
by Miss Honolulu November 22, 2021
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Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. even though she has her flaws she is still a great person to be around with. she like to hold on grudges but thats just one of the great thing about her. lastly shes pretty and her smile is amazing, thats why she make a good girlfriend.
"Monserrat is so great she really makes my day."
"I know right, she always tries to help when I'm sad"
by #EXACTLY June 7, 2019
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Monstercat

Originating in July 1st, 2011; Monstercat Media is a record label gaining popularity who takes up small name artists from a spectrum of electric genres and promotes them.
Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.

On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.

Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.

Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.
"I can't find any good dubstep! Do you know where I could find something I'd like?"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"
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Monserrat

A mamacita with beauty & brains. Many guys will KILL to get with a sexy chick as herself and may girls will kill to be her. (Heck, even nature is attracted to her). She has a smile that is contagious. A Monserrat may be quiet at first, but once you meet one you'll never forget such a sweet, generous person. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart with kind spirit. But if you piss her off, she rip you a new one with her Jeet Kune Do. WARNING: You will talk for hours and hours of great conversation with a Monserrat. (You have been warned).
Girl 1: I have the best friend in the world
Girl 2: She must be a Monserrat

Dude 1: Man, Jimmy is lucky to be with Monserrat
Dude 2: I want to hit that from the back!
by CaptainEos9412 August 18, 2013
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