monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

Monter

On Google Maps, an image where a part or all of a human captured by a camera is mutated, or missing.

Tina: Hey, i was on google maps and this dude in this picture looks really weird

Dan: oh yeah, that's just a monter.

by Monter Man May 7, 2022

Monter-relay

Monter-relay is the passing of partners in a small city area, and are usually friends. At times it can get out of control with friends sleeping with the best friends Ex. Other examples is everyone hooking up with anything they can find, from tourist, Bums, M.I.I.S. Students, and Just good ol drunks.

"Im not seeing Em anymore, shes been running the Monter-relay lately, and taking the number one spot. Shes been with Everyone !"

by Pacific_D11 November 4, 2009

DD MONTER

WHEN MY DD STINGS SO BAD AND IT NEEDS OINTMENT, YOU CALL THE DD MONTER TO COME ITCH IT FOR YOU

MMMM THE DD MONTER ITCHED ME SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

by DDMONTER June 12, 2021

L’eau va monter

La pression va monter!

Exemple : John doit passer le 31 décembre avec ses deux copines, L’eau va montrer !

L’eau va monter Lorsque le monsieur auquel je dois de l’argent va se pointer.

by Drxeus January 2, 2022

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures

There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker

by milkytea May 7, 2018