monostain

A event during sexual intercourse that a man ejaculates after only one pelvic thrust

hence the name

mono: one
stain: ejaculation

dude: was I any good
duedet: no, that was a complete monostain

by oliver (stoner 2277) February 7, 2009

Ministainer

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.

Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"

by makalive45 July 17, 2009

muntstain

a term used to describe a fuck ugly fat mess of a girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.

boy 1 - look at state of her over there.
boy 2 - i know, what a total muntstain.
boy 1 - word.

by slackbumholeunited July 19, 2009

monoctrination

to hold a monopoly on indoctrination and claim that any rejection of such indoctrination is 'blasphemy'

Gary : you know I think religion is just a bunch of lies

Father Gordon : HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR 'GOD' YOU BLASPHEMER!

Gary : your attempt to silence me for disagreeing with you with a word created by your 'religion' is an epic fail, yeah whatever, your monoctrination stops here, and now.

by RandomBastard December 19, 2008

moontain

it is a rare type of mountain that is located in the moon (not limited to the Earth's moon),rumour has it that Neil Armstrong once resided in this special moontain. Other derivatives of this fantastical word includes luntagne in French and luntaña for Spanish speaking moontaineers.

Charlie lets go to the candy moontain!!
or
Charlie nous allons à la luntagne de bonbons!!
or
Charlie vamos a ir a la luntaña de dulces!!

by unicorniverse March 27, 2009

Monostril

1: Person who has consumed excessive hard drugs via their nostrils causing the loss of their septum.
2: A single cavity in one's nose.

"If you put any more of that stuff up your nose you'll end up a/with a Monostril!"
Daniella Westbrook, Francis Rossi.

by Bryan Turner July 28, 2008

moostina

adjective: A moostina is a female who leads on an unsuspecting man by acting perky and or beanly, in a way that has the affected man driven crazy. Moostinas come in all shapes and sizes but you can immediately spot one from a mile away.

That Moostina over there led poor Ken on, now he's lost in the tinder abyss

by Rex Modene June 5, 2022