5 definitions by RandomBastard
by RandomBastard September 2, 2007
1. - An unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.
Michelle : Oh my god I'm going give you a little bundle of joy Subotai, I love you so much...
Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*
30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*
30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
by RandomBastard April 16, 2010
When people are expecting you to say one thing and you completely hijaak the moment and yell CUNT at the top of your lungs.
Tony was about to call the king a monster, when, suddenly his eyes glazed in a haze of red and channelling from the bowels of hell itself through him there was an amazing ear shattering 'CUNT' instead, the whole court stood amazed and in awe for it was a glorious savage moment.
by RandomBastard November 8, 2010
to hold a monopoly on indoctrination and claim that any rejection of such indoctrination is 'blasphemy'
Gary : you know I think religion is just a bunch of lies
Father Gordon : HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR 'GOD' YOU BLASPHEMER!
Gary : your attempt to silence me for disagreeing with you with a word created by your 'religion' is an epic fail, yeah whatever, your monoctrination stops here, and now.
Father Gordon : HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR 'GOD' YOU BLASPHEMER!
Gary : your attempt to silence me for disagreeing with you with a word created by your 'religion' is an epic fail, yeah whatever, your monoctrination stops here, and now.
by RandomBastard December 11, 2008
Twitch streamers whose content borders on softcore porn, especially those with secret onlyfans accounts, and even more the ones who post videos fucking their fanbase. You know who you are laid-ies and humper-men
by RandomBastard May 29, 2021