mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

Ministainer

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.

Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"

by makalive45 July 17, 2009

muntstain

a term used to describe a fuck ugly fat mess of a girl who thinks she is gods gift to men.

boy 1 - look at state of her over there.
boy 2 - i know, what a total muntstain.
boy 1 - word.

by slackbumholeunited July 19, 2009

Mingtangi Day

Mingtangi Day is a day that is reserved for the asian society of New Zealand, Much like the New Zealand holiday waitangi day on which the native inhabitants (The Moari) sit around drinking cheap beer and complaining about the white people stealing their land of them. On Mingtangi Day things are much the same. The Asian inhabitants of New Zealand sit around on the floor and eat sushi, occasionally snort wasabi but mostly complain about the whit people not letting them steal their land and laughing at their bad driving. Mingtangi Day is normally one day after Waitangi Day, this means all the non asian or maori people dont have to put up with the complaining for more than two days a year.

Trav: Mingtangi Day sucks!!

Ting-Pow Ming-Lang: YOU KICK MY DOG!!!

Trav: There are lots of asains complaining today...

by Harry_dredge February 8, 2007

minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."

"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."

by lil'le December 11, 2009

Mingsta

It's a chick gangsta. Fo real bro.

Yo girl you're a migsta fo real be. I'm a mingsta OG.

by Migsta/Andris/Saldus May 18, 2009

Mingetainance

The regular occurance of performing oral sex upons ones girlgriend/lover.Tending her lady garden

my garden needs attending to. ok i'll sort out some mingetainance

by AuToPsY852 February 23, 2011